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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT AT THE REAL MILLION MAN MARCH
10. Everybody's singing John Denver songs
9. Keynote speaker: Mark Fuhrman
8. Entire march consists of you and that Urkel guy
7. You're surrounded by people dressed as their favorite Star Trek character
6. Everywhere you look -- Osmonds
5. You see bumper stickers that say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Pat
Buchanan"
4. It's held at the DMV and the "march" is moving very slowly
3. Lots of handmade signs that say, "Yanni!"
2. The Marge Schott t-shirt booth
1. Grand Marshall: Kathie Lee Gifford
Letterman, Monday October 16, 1995
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